Hello operator i would like to place a call
To the pale grey telephone that is hanging on her wall
I know this sounds crazy but could you patch me through
So she does not here me ringing
I will wait I've got nothing else to do
When she finally picks me up checking for a dial tone
To finger in the number of her new lover's telephone
I will be resting on the earlobe that i used to hunt and peck
I will slowly wrap myself around her pretty little neck
I'll begin the explanation as to why she cannot breath
You should not have been unfaithful
You should not have ever fucked with me
